Shit Happens |
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What does the religions actually stand for? |
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Taoism: Shit happens Buddhism: If shit happens, it`s not really shit Islam: If shit happens, it`s the will of Allah Islam: Shit happens, and it's all because of the Americans Protestantism: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough Catholicism: Shit happens because you`re bad Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us ? Hinduism: This shit happened before Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama Jehovah`s Witnesses: Knock, knock, shit happens Jehovah`s Witnesses v2: Shit happens because ... (loong self-referring story) Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind Stoicism: This shit doesn`t bother me Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit Ateism: No shit |
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